Homemade Masturbation Toys For Men – Part 2

 

Looking for more ideas for homemade masturbation toys for men?

Welcome to part 2 of Tugger’s DIY tug toy series.

For today’s lesson, my fellow masturbation MacGyver’s will need:

• A couple of condoms.
• A surgical glove.
• A roll of bubble wrap.
• Toilet roll tubes.
• A bar of soap.
• PVC pipe insulation and a sock (of course!)

Like I said in the previous article, while these options will most definitely work at getting you off if you’re in a pinch and if you have the right viewing material.

That being said, I always urge readers that if you’ve never actually tried a Fleshlight or haven’t considered spending the money and investing in a male masturbator –

You will not experience anything like it until you try it.

I won’t dwell on it, but if you masturbate more than twice a week, believe it or not, it’s actually much healthier for your stamina and overall penile health to use a Fleshlight or other male masturbator.

Fleshlights cost as little as 34.99$ – you can save an additional 10% off when using code: TUGBRO10

1. The Soap Hole

The first rule of ‘Tug Club’; If you can make a hole in it, there’s a pretty good chance you can stick your dick in it. And if that thing happens to be wet and slippery … It’s party time!

You’ve probably used soap to jerk off with already. A lot of guys first start jerking off in the shower and subsequently spend many hours in there (a day) slowly draining the planets water supplies. If your shower time runs over 10 minutes, you can bet your life your parents knew what you were doing in there.
Amateur wankers often use soap as a lubricant in the shower, though it’s not recommended often because when that stuff gets in your urethra it can burn like hot sauce.

To create your soap masturbation toy:

1. Get your own bar of soap (you didn’t really want anyone else using it after you did you?) – the larger the better.

2. Drill a hole through the middle of it. It’s up to you how you do this. A pen works fine to push a small hole through, an apple corer is also good for the initial hole. Make the hole just big enough to push your penis through. Too small is better than too big – for obvious reasons! You don’t hear anyone bragging about sleeping with a chick so loose you couldn’t even feel the sides.

3. Wet the soap and jerk away. The soap hole gives the sensation of lips moving up and down your dick.

Depending on how rigorous your masturbation sessions are, you could end up going through a fair bit of soap. Once the hole gets too big for your penis though, just use it to wash. Or give them to your female friends as gifts. Girls love soaps.

Bonus: You’ll have one hell of a clean dick.

 

2. The Toilet Roll

(with an all-new Deluxe BONUS ‘TIP!’):

Ok, so the toilet roll has been covered (and filled) before. But just to recap:

1. Take a toilet paper roll or paper towel tube for the lengthier of you, a condom, and a generous helping of lube. Take the condom and place it inside the toilet roll. Stretch the open end of the condom over the end of the roll and fold over. Either hold the part of the condom folded against the outside of the tube in place with your hand or tape it to the outside to keep it in place.
2. Fire a good amount of that lube into the tube and jerk yourself senseless.

Note: this is one of the most readily available and basic homemade sex toys for guys, but it isn’t the most comfortable. Cardboard tubes aren’t soft or built to fit a penis by design (get to work toilet roll companies!). But there is a bonus tip for added effect.

• DELUXE BONUS ‘TIP’: Pull on the end/TIP of the condom while you’re jerking it and you’ll get the sensation of your penis being sucked.
  

 

3. The Sock ‘N’ Roll

Another classic – socks have taken a beating over the years from being involved in men beating with them or using them to deposit in after a good beating when running to the bathroom to empty a load is too much work.

LIFE TIP: Stay clear of teenage boys sock drawers. That smell when you walk into a teens room?… It’s not B.O. (not all of it anyway) .. it’s the sock drawer. Now that you’ve lost your boner, let’s get to work:

1. Roll up a sock-like a donut.
2. Put a surgical glove inside the sock and fold the open end over the outside of the sock.
3. Squirt some lube inside. Put your penis in and jerk it!

Latex, rubber, etc gives a great smooth sensation that your well-calloused hand doesn’t.

4. The Auto-Suck

If you’re not one of the gifted few who have either the length or flexibility to be able to reach your own dong with your mouth, relax. This homemade sex toy should solve the problem. Note: proceed with some caution to avoid injury.

1. Head to your local hardware store and grab yourself a length of PVC pipe insulation. There are a number of thicknesses, so find one that will fit your penis. It should also be tight enough that air will not leak out. TIP: Probably don’t try out the sizes in store. Take a guesstimate.

2. Cut the pipe to a length long enough to fit your penis AND reach your mouth at the same time.

3. Lube the inside of the pipe on the end you’ll insert your penis. Don’t lube the other end unless you want a mouth full of lube.

4. Insert your penis and start pumping. Try thrusting your hips rather than moving the pipe up and down.

5. While you pump away on one end, suck on the other. Remove your mouth before you cum though … unless you like to finish your jerking sessions with a shot of protein.

If you’re on really good terms with your best mate, invite him around and suck on each other’s pipes… it’s not gay if your lips don’t touch each others dicks right?

5. The Bubble-Wrap (Pig In A Blanket)

As the great Weird Al said in White and Nerdy – ‘Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap, Pop-pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!’

Bubble wrap is one of the more interesting textural experiences as far as homemade sex toys for men go. Amateur ‘wrapper’s’ begin here:

1. Get yourself a roll of bubble wrap. They are incredibly cheap at any good stationery or postal supplies store. Or grab and a decent sized bit of bubble wrap laying around the house.

2. Roll it into a tube (if it isn’t already) big enough to fit your penis into. Roll it so the bubbles are on the inside. The bubbles provide an interesting texture for your textural connoisseur cock.

3. Fold a towel and wrap it around the bubble wrap to make a pocket/sleeve. Fold the bubble wrap around the opening of your towel a bit if possible.

4. Squirt lubricant into the bubble wrap, insert your penis and jerk away.

The towel doubles as instant clean up. Try putting your towel & bubble wrap pussy between couch cushions, pillows or between the mattress for hands-free fun.

Once you’re done porking your roll of bubble wrap, you have the added bonus of being able to pop the bubbles afterward. Hours of fun.

So, there we have it. 5 more choices – other than left or right – for your masturbatory menu.

If you haven’t read Part 1 of this article, here are 5 more methods.

I’ve also written a new guide on making a DIY Fleshlight if you’re interested.

Like I said above, consider investing in a Fleshlight from the official Fleshlight store. They’re really not that expensive, the cheapest fleshlight retails for $34.99.

I promise you that it will be a more than “satisfying” investment.

If you do decide to give one a shot, send me an email and tell me about whether it was worth it or not!

It’s a toss up between what’s better when it comes to tugging: the journey, or the destination? That’s why I learned How To Cum More to make sure I always had a strong money shot.