home made sex toys for men


So you’ve jerked off with your hand a million times already. If your hand was your wife, she’d be telling you she was ‘too tired’ and to ‘take care of yourself tonight’ by now.

As it turns out there are plenty of ways to masturbate that don’t involve palm to shaft contact.

My personal favorite method is by using this Fleshlight (The STU), but I assume most men reading this, are simply wanting to see what free options are available to them.

I can respect that.

Just do me a favor, if you masturbate more than twice a week. Consider saving up the ~$50 and buy yourself a Fleshlight.

I say this for a few main reasons.

  • Nothing you’ll make at home will even come close (from my experience.
  • You buy a Fleshlight one time and you can use it daily for several years. I still have the first Fleshlight I ever bought! It’s a little-used and abused… but its still 100% functional.

Anyways, now on to the free options, which is why you are here.

In this article, I’m going to be covering my top 5 free masturbation devices you can make at home with things you likely have laying around.

Here, you’ll find 5 of the most commonly used home made sex toys for men. Of course, if you have an idea for a home made sex toy to share, we’d love to hear it. So get in touch. For more DIY sex toys, go here

5 Home made sex toys for men:

A Banana:

Ever wonder why chimps like bananas so much? Hang around them long enough and you’ll find out there’s still plenty we can learn from our masturbation obsessed, evolutionary ancestors. If a goddamn dirty ape can make a home made sex toy, you sure as hell can.

home made sex toys for menHow to jerk off with a banana:
Take a banana ( note: a normal-sized one, not one of those tiny Verne Troyer ones) and peel it to remove the fruit, or cut the end off and squeeze the fruit out. Eat the fruit, so whoever else lives in your house doesn’t start seeing the fruit in the bin along with a mangled skin and put two and two together.

Once you’ve removed the fruit from the skin, clean it out and fill it with your favorite lube.

Wrap the skin around your penis, or insert it into the cut off the end and proceed to masturbate. The thick banana skin gives a completely different sensation to hand on penis contact. And you also have a handy receptacle to leave your load in.

OPTIONAL EXTRA: Put the skin in the microwave for a few seconds before you have at it, to warm it up. Check how hot it is before you jam your dick in there though. You don’t want to peel the skin off your penis as well!

The Couch:

You and I both know that couch certainly wants it. You’ve been sitting on it for years, and has it ever asked you to hop off?

Exactly. So it’s time to get off the couch and get off with the couch instead.

For this you will need:

  • A Ziploc/smooth plastic bag.
  • Scissors (don’t worry, they’re for cutting the bag)
  • Some type of lubricant.
  1. Take your scissors and cut the sealing strip of your Ziploc bag. If you have a plastic bag without one, obviously skip this step.
  2. Take your lubricant and squirt a generous helping into the plastic bag, making sure that you coat the inside of the bag well.
  3. Take the plastic bag and place it underneath a couch cushion (between the cushion and the base.
  4. Put your penis inside the bag, and start plowing.
  5. Push your hands down on the couch cushion to provide more pressure on your penis.

Masturbating this way more closely simulates actual sex, as you are moving your hips rather than your hands.

TIP: If anyone happens to walk in and catch you taking that couch to pound town, just tell them you were looking for loose change under the cushions….with your penis.

1 Guy, 1 Cup:

You thought cups were just for drinking out of? Grow up! For this home made masturbation toy, you’ll need the following:

  • A cup – large enough and long enough to accommodate your member. Or a shot glass if you’re unlucky.
  • Two sponges – that will fill half of the inside of the cup each. Something like kitchen sponges should do.

Take your two sponges and wet them with warm water. We shouldn’t need to explain why warm is better.

Place the sponges inside your cup. Each sponge should cover half of the inside of the cup so that they form a slit in the middle.

Squirt a generous amount of lubricant into the cup, in the gap between the sponges.

Place your penis inside the cup. The fit should be relatively snug to provide adequate stimulation. If it’s too loose, get a smaller cup or bigger sponges.

Proceed to masturbate with your new home made vagina. Be sure to use enough lube though. You don’t want to rub that thing raw.


Outside of black widow spiders, it’s not often acceptable to eat your partner immediately after sex. But if your sexual partner is a melon, why not?

Head to your local greengrocer and ask politely where to find their best ‘melons for fuckin’ and eatin’. Melon is one of the most popular home made sex toys for men.

If the helpful grocer knows anything, he’ll direct you to the cantaloupes, or honeydew melons. Failing those options, a large cucumber, squash or watermelon will do.

Take your melon and cut a hole in one side, just large enough to fit the circumference of your erection.

On the opposite side of the melon, make a small pencil-sized hole.

Hollow out some of the melon out in order to be able to fit your penis inside.

Insert your penis into the melon and either thrust your hips back and forth, simulating sex or pump the melon up and down your penis like your getting a blowjob.

Try covering the small hole on the opposite side to increase suction when you are pulling your penis out, and uncovering the hole when you push it in. This gives the feeling of someone sucking your penis.

Masturbating with melon is one of the most popular and highest rated methods for pleasure among masturbation enthusiasts (isn’t that everyone?).

And remember, melon makes a lovely snack on a hot day, so when you’re done showing your melon who’s boss, invite your friends around for a delightful snack.

Toilet Roll:

home made sex toysIsn’t it a pain when someone leaves one sheet of toilet paper hanging onto the cardboard roll, just so they don’t have to change it? Not anymore! A toilet roll could certainly be your big score.

The size of the standard cardboard sleeve in a toilet roll is unusually well suited for the average-sized male penis to be inserted into.

Depending on your endowment though, you might try using the classic toilet roll, paper towel, tissue or wrapping paper rolls. If you are especially well endowed like Tugger, you might need one of those 4-foot tubes for sending posters from the post shop.

Once you’ve located your roll of choice, put a condom or latex glove inside the tube, flip the open end over the end of the roll and secure it with some tape or a rubber band to keep it from coming off while you’re getting off.

Fill the condom or glove with lube and place your penis inside. You can simply masturbate with the tube in your hand, or pop it under your couch cushion, or a mattress as described in Method 2 above.

So there you have it, 5 places to stick your penis other than your hand. Be adventurous, but also be considerate; don’t stick your penis in things that don’t belong to you. And be safe. There are plenty of items around the house you CAN use to masturbate with. But there is plenty you shouldn’t too, like a blender .. or a freshly boiled jug.

Like I said above, no sex toy you’ll be able to make at home will even come close pleasure/enjoyment wise than something like a Fleshlight. They aren’t even that expensive.

Especially if you add the price up on a cost-per-use basis.

For more home made sex toys, head to Home Made Masturbation Toys for Men – Part 2

Alternatively, if you’re into the idea of increasing the raw amount of end product, stop by How To Cum More 

Tugger Cox is a man's man who doesn't shy away from testing the latest and greatest sex-related products available for men. Think of him as your own personal sex toy guinea pig. He does all of the "hard work" testing toys and products to educate men around the world on which products are worth buying and which should be avoided.


  1. coming from a dude who tried this dont do it its to much work for what its worth just masterbate or get a girlfriend and hope she doesnt find out you made a home made sex toy

  2. Well… it came to my surprise that my dick was actually too big around to even fit in either the toilet paper roll or the paper towel roll. Thanks for the info anyway.

  3. One technique that I use for much stronger release is leaving my erection pointed “south” in my undies and tugging it to climax town….much more stronger climax!

  4. Get rid of the blade from a £1 potato peeler. Melt the plastic flanges with a lighter. The result is a bit ugly but sit and wiggle on the handle for a while and… damn! There’s a prostate massager, right there! 🙂

  5. Eh… I’m looking for a little more durable idea. My hubby could not even fit a tp roll. Even if his girth was that narrow, he’d need almost 3 for length. I’m thinking I might have to look into molds? The banana would also be great if he wasn’t so big :/ Anyone have any links to great toys for him? I want to see my boy go wild.
    P.S. It’s not that we don’t have sex, he’s just super gentle with me. Back when we married in our 20’s (now 40’s) I was rushed to the hospital because he’s so large and my right kidney was bleeding. So because of this, he’s so afraid of harming me that I have to beg for sex. 2-3 times a year (ask often and no where) if I’m lucky. This is emotionally hard for me, as I have a strong sex drive (@ minimum 1-2 a day). No, other partners are not an option. Although he’d let me, I love him more than sex.

  6. Just rubbing the penis on a good old fashioned rubber sheet can provide a great orgasm.
    Make sure both sheet and penis are dry. Baby powder sprinkled and rubbed over sheet and penis helps. for variation, put pillow under rubber sheet. Also, wrap sheet around (not too thick or heavy) pillow and rub the penis while lying on your back. Side-to-side. Sometimes adds to the pleasure when pulling the sheet covered pillow into the groin as you come.

  7. As cool as homemade sex toys are when you’re a teenager, sooner or later you outgrow them. Most likely when you start making money 😀


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