Do small hands mean small penis?
Well, since the Republicans brought it up we might as well clear it up. Is hand size an indicator of penis size?
Both hand size and shoe size have historically been used to guesstimate whether a man might have an unfortunately stubby penis, or a rod that swings so low it ankle taps it’s owner. Of course nobody takes these guesstimates seriously, otherwise clowns would be drowning in size queen pussy.
Not surprisingly, considering we’ve already cured cancer and the hundreds of other terrifying things that are waiting to kill us at any given moment, scientists have spent time and money studying whether or not there is any correlation between finger length and the size of a mans penis.
Some studies of groups of people have found a positive correlation between finger and penis size, but in general when it comes to individuals, hands and feet provide no reliable indications. There are men with tiny hands with large penises – which must look enormous in those teeny hands – men with huge hands who have have small dicks and everything in between.
If you (like Donald Trump) are worried people are looking at your small hands or feet and making a snap judgement about the size of your member, send all the girls in your contacts list this video from Discovery News’ TestTube which gives a no nonsense guide to the ins and outs of male anatomy size relative to your other appendages.
And if you’re worried less about the size of your gloves and shoes and more about the size of your actual penis relative to other men; especially all the horse hung guys in porn on the internet, check out the stats on penis size here. You’ll most likely be surprised to find the average size worldwide is much smaller than you thought.
One correlation that has been discovered and reported in the Asian Journal of Andrology, is that men with shorter index fingers than ring fingers tend to have bigger dicks than men with longer index fingers than ring fingers. Next time you’re hanging with your pals, use that inside knowledge to make your comparisons!