What follows is why I never shake hands with anyone. Ever. Not even the President… ESPECIALLY not the President.
Stimulating the Male G Spot
So you thought the female G spot was myth (it’s not) and now you’re being told males have one too? ‘But I don’t have a vagina!’ I hear you scoff. It’s true, men don’t have a vagina. But it’s also true that we do have a G spot, and stimulating the male g spot during masturbation can take your palm pumping to the next level!
Unfortunately, you’ll have to do some digging around in your ‘A’ to find your ‘G’. Like Andy Dufresne, you’re going to have to crawl through a river of shit to get the reward on the other side. But if you’re open-minded you might be about to intensify the sensation by some degree next time you make a deposit at the spank bank.
You know that guys have a prostate – the thing that a majority of males have some level of issue with as they get older. Most men don’t know you can make that son of a bitch work for you too.
The prostate gland is involved in all orgasms because surprisingly over a quarter of the volume of semen is comprised of fluid from the prostate. Typical sexual intercourse stimulates the prostate to some degree as a part of the process. Perhaps due to these reasons it is also considered the male G spot.
Firstly there is an alternative for guys who don’t want to go the internal route. It’s probably not going to be as effective as the contact isn’t as direct, but you can put pressure on the prostate by pressing on the perineum (or taint) between the anus and the balls. If you’re hesitant to go all in right off the bat, try this way first and if necessary or willing, build up to direct stimulation.
This is perhaps the most effective way, however, good things don’t come easy and the main way to get the most direct access is via your anus. Fortunately it’s no more than about an inch or so inside and you’ll find it located on the front wall – toward the front of your body. It can be stimulated by gently pressing or stroking with a finger during masturbation – similar to the ‘come here’ motion most used to stimulate the female g spot.
Stimulation, especially when close to orgasm can give an incredibly intense sensation for many. Some guys won’t even consider giving this a go and that’s fine; it won’t be for everyone, but some will want to try it but think it’s contradictory to their sexuality. Let it be said that doing this will not make a straight man gay, just as not doing it won’t make a gay man straight. Essentially – want to try it? Go ahead, it won’t change who you are. Don’t want to? – that’s fine too… you chicken.
Remember to be careful if you decide to go ahead as the tissue inside an anus is extremely fragile and can tear with long nails, and is more prone to infection. If you’re heading in there, make sure your hands are clean – and you pack a healthy lunch. You’ll want to use some lubrication, ideally something specifically for sexual purposes as this will make things easier and decrease the risk of damage.
In an ideal world, your girlfriend would take care of this for you while you watch Sports Center and eat cheese out of a can. But in the real world, she probably won’t stick a finger up there unless it comes out with an engagement ring on it. Good luck!