Dirty Little Secret

Posted by Terry Crews on Thursday, February 11, 2016


To quote insanely muscular, wealthy, television, movie and fitness star Terry Crews:


In that case, his habit of masturbation with alarming frequency has led to inarguably one of the best physiques on the planet and riches beyond most mortal men’s dreams. If Terry Crews would like people to masturbate less, he’s hardly the ideal example of the negative effects. But Terry has opened up about his long term addiction to pornography – the polite way of saying he can’t stop yanking it night and day – in a series of online videos.

The Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Expendables actor said he realized he needed to simmer down on the net porn after it began affecting his day to day life when he was literally masturbating from dusk til dawn.  “If day turns into night and you are still watching [porn], you probably got a problem,” he said. “And that was me… Now it’s become my battle to help other people who are going through the same thing.”

Terry admits that his addiction to pornography, which began as a teenager, almost cost him his marriage. “It really, really messed up my life in a lot of ways. My wife was literally like, ‘I don’t know you anymore. I’m out of here,’”. Terry entered rehab for his masturbation addiction and also agreed to a 90 day “sex fast” at his wife’s request in order to help them reconnect on an emotional level. Terry says the sex fast worked and their marriage is stronger than ever. Not only has his wife forgiven him but he’s being lauded on social media for his bravery in opening up about his penchant for a good yank to internet porn. There are soldiers who have gone to war for their country and come home to less plaudits than Terry Crews.

Maybe if soldiers returning home mentioned they spent more time shooting loads than bullets, they’d be getting plaudits too.

Here’s a sample of the congratulations a celebrity gets for admitting they love to work the stick:

Bryson Loughmiller I always liked you, Terry, but this just sends my respect for you sky high. Keep up the fight!

Joshua Krebs Thank you so much for this message, Terry. Your honesty humbles me. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. But I have wrestled for years – YEARS – with pornography. I am grateful today to say that I have a very specific sobriety date and I have stayed clean for some time now. I work at it every day and I do everything I can to remove its power and hold. The addiction is real, pornography is pernicious and evil, and it corrodes decency and society as a whole. Thank you for YOU. My already-lofty respect for you just climbed to new heights.

So this is why I don’t get any respect. I don’t tell enough people about all the jerking I do. So here goes; I’ve just finished masturbating to babysitter porn. Later today when the girlfriend leaves the house for 20 minutes to get groceries, I’ll probably do it again. Now I demand you respect me!


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ABOVE: Terry Crews shows off two hulk sized fingers.



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