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One thing you’ll learn quickly when you get a sex toy is that there’s no other way to slice it after you’ve used the thing once: you’re now in possession of a toy that most definitely has some lingering penis on it, no matter how well you wash it. It can no longer wear white at its wedding, it has lost its innocence.

Not everybody wants to have a male masturbator stashed away, that’s fine, different strokes!

Disposable masturbators are the way to go if you still want the benefits of keeping your sensitivity and avoiding death grip!

Introducing the Tenga Egg. The most popular tug and toss male masturbation enhancer, used by men around the world.

Tug, toss, repeat.

What Are Tenga Eggs?​​​

How is this possible?

What’s it made out of?

Is that really how big it is?

Yup! About the size of a modestly hefty egg at 2.8 inches tall, these Tenga treats are made from TPE (some kind of plastic?) which can stretch to accommodate the genitals in question for a quick tug.

There are a few different textures and even some sold in cartons for a bit of a discount. Not really an everyday thing unless you have an astronomical jerk-off budget but for the occasional tug that rises above the rest it works nicely.

No storage needed besides of the unsullied eggs, easy disposal (the last thing I want to do after finishing all over something is clean it out), and thankfully no batteries to worry about.

Let’s Tug!

Tenga Egg Tuggery

I wanted a six pack of Tenga eggs. They are far from the supermarket variety, they’re made for getting rid of protein as opposed to supplying it.

It surprised me how much the darn things stretch. They honestly look like a completely unassuming egg but they stretch just fine on me and probably had a lot more tug in it than I could give it credit for.

What makes these JO sessions way more memorable for me is that I don’t need to stop when I’m going over the edge. Whenever I need to take a tissue or in my younger days a sock and catch some drippings I obviously slow things down a little. Not necessary at all when I use a Tenga egg. It’s the simplest, cheapest, and most functional male masturbator.

I’ll be tugging away happily for some time…

Be sure to grab yourself a pack to try out, click here to see where I bought mine. Their a pretty fun little experiment that I think most dudes will enjoy.