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As a rule, remember if you’re lucky enough to get to stick something in a vagina, at some point, take it out! At the very least before a decade is up.

We’re pretty sure this is her partners fault (isn’t is always), but a forgetful 38-year-old woman in Scotland went to the doctors complaining of shaking (those are some long life batteries!), incontinence and severe weight loss. It turns out she had a 5″ sex toy stuck inside her vagina that had been there for 10 years, according to an article published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

The woman – who the article claims was of normal intelligence, if not somewhat forgetful – told doctors she used the five-inch toy in a little drunken sexual fun a decade ago and didn’t remember whether she took it out or not. Surely if you didn’t remember, you’d check? Or ask your partner if he’d seen it laying around. If I think I’ve left the door unlocked I’ll turn around and give the handle a rattle at the least. If I think I’ve left a doorknob in my ass, you can be sure I’m going back to check,

By the time surgeons found the toy, it’s effects were near life-threatening. It had caused a bladder blockage that was forcing urine to back up into her kidneys, and had also created a vesicovaginal fistula, which is a tract that causes urine to flow into the vagina. Sexy!