You read that right; A woman in Indonesia killed her NINE YEAR OLD son for having a small penis. Don’t all 9 year olds have small penises? I can’t remember many conversations from when I was 9, but I’m pretty sure none of them were about who was the most hung sub-ten-year-old.

If a mother were to discover her 30 year old son was hung like a 9 year old, you could forgive the disappointment – if not the preoccupation with her adult sons junk – but surely the one time in life it’s acceptable to be hung like a baby corn is when you’re 9!

“An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his “small penis” would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.
The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.
“She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis,” Rikwanto said.
“She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime.”
Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.”

So the kid had a kid sized penis, then they chopped some of it off and it was smaller. Surprise! Dicks shrink at inconvenient times for reasons that are a mystery too all known science .. hacking part of it off is a pretty good reason for retreat!

Next time you’re disappointed with your sons penis size, instead of drowning him in the bath, buy him a bathmate … then get a hobby!


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