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What is it with people that ride the bus?

Perhaps this is the reason women used to always wear hats – for preventing an unwanted (s)perm.


Cream rinse!

Jared Weston Walter, 26, is accused of masturbating and ejaculating on heads of TriMet bus passengers in Portland, Oregon, The Oregonian reported.

Walter allegedly gave a female passenger the special protein treatment at about 7 a.m. Tuesday, and authorities believe he did the same thing to at least two other women over the past three weeks.

“At the time of those first two reports, the victims were unsure as to what had transpired, and the seriousness of the offense was not understood,” wrote Sgt. Pete Simpson in a statement obtained by The Oregonian.

Walter has become known as the “TriMet barber” because in 2010, he was convicted of cutting off the hair of random bus passengers and spreading super glue on their heads. He was sentenced to 13 months in prison and two years of parole, according to KATU, and was just recently paroled.

Now he’s facing charges of sex abuse, harassment, disorderly conduct, public indecency and interfering with public transportation. According to KGW, he pleaded not guilty and will return to court in June.

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This kind of story is the reason you should be worried every time you grab a rail going down a stairwell, or sit on a public seat and feel something wet. It might not always be the harmless gob of spit you thought it was!