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Well, it’s that time of the year again. The time of year when we look back over the previous 12 months and lament the insane amount of hours we spent online yanking it to increasingly disturbing porn when we could have been using those hundreds of hours to get rich so we could retire and spend all our time yanking it. The circle of life.

According to data provided by Pornhub, we all spent a little more time doing one handed searches online in 2015. The average worldwide length for a visit in 2014 was 9 minutes and 16 seconds. After a solid years training the figure has now increased to 9 minutes 20 seconds. So high fives all round – with your non ‘jerkin’ hand. Less than 10 minutes per visit for the average porn viewer suggests that most of us are hardly ‘addicted’ to online pornography. Although that figure doesn’t tell us how many visits per day or how many other tabs are open in your incognito window. For all we know, a good number of guys could be visiting 20 different porn sites 20 times and day, drowning in a mountain of splooge.

The figures:

The United States once again prove world champions in porn viewing. You wonder why everything’s made in China? Cos we’re too busy pulling pud to have time for things like jobs goddammit! As possible proof of that point, one of the peak times of day for visiting Pornhub for men is 4PM during the work week, proving we can’t even make it to the end of an 8 hour work day without a quick under desk fap session.

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The most searched for porn in 2015 was ‘lesbian’, taking over from 2014’s most searched term ‘teen’. Increased numbers of female porn viewers who’s favorite search is also interestingly ‘lesbian’ probably helped finally push it to the top. But we’ll get to the girls further down the page.

One notable increase this year is the massive jump in searches for ‘step mom and son’ porn, rising 71 places! If you’re a dad who’s recently remarried you might want to make sure your ex wife gets custody.

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Considering the US and United Kingdom make up the largest percentage of planet Earth’s wankers, let’s take a look at those breakdowns and try to pretend we’re still good people when we’re jerking off over our step moms, step sisters and cartoons!

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When it comes to the world’s favorite porn categories, as far as North America goes, it’s all RED states with lesbian porn. Good news for Trump going into an election year. Hillary picks up the blue states Russia and France with anal. You can thank me for ruining your boner with those associations in the comments. Asia does itself no favors as far as cliches go with Hentai being the firm favorite.

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The Ladies:

Lets’ not forget the ladies. Women account for nearly 25% of all visits to porn tube sites as at the end of 2015. (no stats on how many of those are guys logging in on their girlfriends accounts)

So what are girls looking at?

Guys take note: Women overwhelmingly search for porn involving guys eating a box lunch at the Y when compared to men. Searches phrases like ‘guy licking pussy’ and ‘man eating pussy’ are searched 930% more by women than men.
That’s probably because most women have never had to bury their faces for any length of time in something that tastes like week old dumpster fish.
So if you’re a guy who searches porn in a valiant quest to find out what women want, that’s it. More snacking on tuna taco.

What women AREN’T searching for? Anal sex. So quit ‘accidentally’ trying to put it there.

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Women also view gay male on male porn categories more than men. So that threesome you keep dropping hints about might not go down exactly the way you were thinking. Stay vigilant!

A couple of final things before you head off to look up all the stuff on the most searched for porn list that you’d never thought of before:

  • Searches for porn involving our favorite movies and TV shows like Game of Thrones skyrocket around season premieres, finales and movie release dates. Searches for Star Wars porn increased by 1854% around the December 18 release date of The Force Awakens. Do we really need to see Chewie clean out R2’s exhaust pipe? This isn’t the porn you’re looking for.
  • Did you know the most viewed sex video of all time is the ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape’? That’s right teen girls and grown women who should know better; your role model is a lazy fuck tape star with a fake ass and no brains.

Happy wanking!