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Any idea what swallowing 35 boner pills will do to your body? Just ask Daniel Medforth. A 35-year-old British father-of-two who ended up in hospital with constant erections for 5 days after leaving his brain in neutral and accepting a dare to swallow 35 Viagra pills in an hour.

Mr Medforth was dared to down the pills by friends ‘for a laugh’ and since he had a perfectly healthy body, a wife and two children to care for, he thought ‘fuck it, what have I got to lose?’

Soon after swallowing the pills he began to feel sick, dizzy and started hallucinating.

“Everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away”

Instead of using his super boner for good, he was forced to confess to his wife – who called an ambulance rather than hop on that thing and ride it out. Mr Medforth then spent 36 hours in hospital with paramedics who probably spent the evening trying not to snigger at the enormous cock with the permanent erection.

“The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh. The doctors and nurses told me off,” he told The Sun.

After being allowed to go home, Daniel was restricted to staying indoors as the erections continued for several days. After all, the taking the kids to school with a huge boner is generally frowned upon. “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life” he said.

For those still not convinced a 5 day boner isn’t a great idea, an overdose of Viagra can cause a condition called priapism which, if left untreated, can cause permanent damage to your prized cock. The treatment for priapism includes a needle in the dick. Happy thoughts!

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